It was the Majestic Colonial.

I don't usually burn, but I did get it a little bit this time around. Luckily my cousin had some aloe lotion on hand. Our sinks were ant free... the whole place was pretty swanky. The only bugs on the resort were some caterpillars, besides the inevitable mosquitoes.

Bleh, the cultural aspect was just as invigorating as the palms and beaches. And what, are American resorts bug free or something?

The photo looks really nice because of all the colour saturation, I think. The neat thing is is that the photo isn't touched up at all; that's really what it looks like it.

Haha, I don't think those qualities are limited to America, but rather the star-rating. When I say there were bugs I didn't mean swarms, just a few that came in through the patio doors mayhap.

There was no shortage of women on the Punta Cana resort beaches, with the added bonus of it being a nude-optional beach :)

I could go on, but I'm going to wait until I update this blog to include all the stuff about the restaurants and entertainment. Stay tuned if you're interested.

Rawwwwr.

Hahaha, I bet you're almost an "expert" now, woohoohoo.

I shall AIM this evening or tomorrow sometime. Once Lauren leaves (17th) I'll be bored and lonely for a few weeks: perfect environment for churning out all the materials.

Why?

I dunno. This is clearly the "comments" section. Some crazy liberals might allow a question to pass as a comment but it's risky man... reallllll risky.

Alright.

Lies. You just have to cuddle up to some of them to get their fuzzy personalities out.

It's a funky Celtic knot.

While we did do a lot of hotel resting, there were excursions to be had as well. We saw a bunch of culture outside the resort as we traveled to Saona Island. Others in our group (richer folk :P) went on a culture immersed jeep safari.

It was a super swell lovely holiday. I still have to write the big ass blog. Stay tuned.

Swell.

GOOD.

And yes.

I wish.

I'm stuck in rainy, chilly Halifax now. You can be pitiful now if you wish.

D-:

I suspect you thought that was a clever, scathing remark.

:x

The tie comes close.

Two cigars were smoked. The Cuban was smoother.

Aw did da baby get a booboo?

Uhhh I think I'm gonna scrap it because it's gone too long, heh. The moment has passed! Sorry. =\

Gross. I had a spat of heat exhaustion which sort of put me in low gear for a few days. I still had a good time though!

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YES! *chalks up another one*

Yes.

You mean like how doesn't it end with a 0 or 5?

I dunno. Back in the day you could get XP from referrals and other shit. I don't recall ever doing anything but voting, but I must have somewhere.

Apples?? Never heard of that rating system. I've heard of diamonds though.

Ahhh that's too many jealous people. Now I feel bad. I'll make a new blog.