Loki 2008-03-25 14:45:31

Poxpower began to leave to the metro when someone pointed he had not been hugged. Four of us (myself included) decided this would not do, and rushed the fellow as he stood in the middle of the street for a massive pox-hug. Sadly, hilariously, he was holding his take-home container of unfinished wings from Pizzadelic when we attacked him, and the container opened when he was enveloped. Wings flew onto the street, pox cries "MY WINGS!" and throws the container at us, then runs away. We felt terrible and laughed our asses off simultaneously. Sorry pox. Next meet I'm sure the perpetrators will be more than happy to buy you a plate of wings. =D

LOL

EyeLovePoozy 2008-03-25 15:10:18

Awesome recounting of the events Zerok. A couple of things:

1. It was afro and I who blitzed that cone into the hotel past the front desk and a previously acquired open elevator door.

2. Jonas' car full of morons where going to grab my shit out of pox's place and we became lost because neither FBI or POX knew where the fuck we were nor where the fuck we were going! We actually went around several circles believe it or not. After about an hour of aimless driving and me insulting our escorts and threatening to hire a taxi to lead us to Pox's place. Our escorts ceased their collective brainfarting and we finally found our way to Pox's place.

3. The group that I was in that met up with you an your group at the cider joint was harassed by a drunken, toothless maniac who was trying to kick us, especially Dez. I managed to cow him with a coin and an ultimatum of his evacuating my sight post haste or be forced to do so with a punch from me to his grime covered face.

I think that'll will help you fill in some holes in the timeline.

Rig 2008-03-25 15:27:07

Yeah, I got the floor. lulz
At least it was in the Hilton, though.

Evark 2008-03-25 16:17:26

The part where I leave was actually a whole seperate adventure. Dez, myself, Luis, Pako, MRAT, and NegativeONE all went wandering in search of breakfast. Ultimately, we ended up at some wierd place lacking conventional menus, instead there were huge posters with pictures of each individual dish. I ordered a Costa Rica, which roughly corresponded to cold sausage, cold bacon, mediocre crepe with strawberries on it, and lukewarm eggs. The coffee was delicious.

Also: LOL at the shoe hiding.

Another also: damnit, I'm still mildly upset I left a day early. I would've liked seeing Lauren hammered and opening up more, plus the last day is always the most comfortable for everyone when the weekend begins as strangers.

Evark 2008-03-25 16:27:38

Oh yea, one more thing: the lady in the Metro wasn't pressing any sort of button. She was tapping the money whoever was in front of me in line had given her. Presumably to get your collective attention so she could protest you guys bringing that cone onto the Metro with you.

I was, of course, watching her and grinning in between glances back at two of you going through the turnstiles with the thing slung over your shoulders. : D

Loki 2008-03-25 17:36:23

I'm trying to remember who's idea it was to hide the shoes... I think it was... AsthmaticHamster? But I'm 100% sure Afro-Ninja is the person who pushed the shoe further back, making sure it's not visible.

DancingTurkeyGod 2008-03-25 21:57:32

You didn't mention the girl on YTV with the crazy eye-browns! I guess it's funnier to watch than to read about...

The cone was hilarious as I only noticed it once I got on the metro.
ME: "What the hell is that orange cone????"
Vegeton: "Sam's idea"
I think that explains it all.

ProjeX 2008-03-26 15:26:32

That was long.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2008-03-27 12:08:04

hahahahaha This is the most awesome thing I have ever read.

Sounds like you guys had fun.

Wish I were closer to Montreal. lol

Glad everyone had fun.

PinballWizard976 2008-03-27 22:05:20

Sounds like one great trip. Wish I lived near Montreal. Then I'd come, and all of you would be like "who the hell is that kid?".

Hebacheba 2008-03-27 22:48:11

God damn, did this post use up all of the characters? I think anybody who reads this all in one sitting deserves a medal.

Mizar 2008-03-29 23:05:46

You almost have a unibrow. :D

Rig 2008-03-30 17:42:17

Also, I was the very first one at 3 Brasseurs! THE VERY FERST

AwesomeX 2008-04-01 07:35:55

Dear Zerok,

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

You just got april fool's RickRoll'd

Sawdust 2008-04-02 10:15:55

I bet bbr resigned because he couldn't keep up with you.

tehbackalleys 2008-04-02 15:29:10

why you always gotta be killin a n****rs buzz

Zombie-Toaster 2008-04-02 20:13:17

In soviet russia, Faggot bans you! BWAHAHAHAHHAHA BUHAAAHHHAHAHAHH MWAHAAHAHAHAH

FreekC 2008-04-04 10:42:09

quit fucking banning me

SatanBrain 2008-04-07 08:30:44

Zerok, long time no see eh?

BK-Lounger 2008-04-07 14:31:08

Fuck you.

ZEROK FOR DE-MODDING '08!