[[[[ Bannable posts etc. ]]]]
[[[[ Zerok Q & A. ]]]

Ever since making this topic I've been meaning to do all this. I've added some timeline headers for a rough look at how things progressed. After the list, I've put my commentary, such as 'how long this took' etc. So if you comment asking a question I've answered already I'm either going to ignore it or reply with "moron."

Some in-list commentary denoted by square brackets: [e.g.]

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18 years old.

2004

152728 - Profile Suggestions
166001 - Sleep Paralysis
167332 - Best Minesweeper times?
167670 - You may or may not have seen this.
167716 - Long story about chestnuts & love.
171979 - Dalhousie University.
175965 - Who would win in a fight...?
178637 - I wont draw you!
180454 - I'm hungover at school, on Saturday.
180685 - Just One Away... & I've been denied.
183186 - Rant: Sex Appeal in NG flash.
184437 - That nefarious abbreviation: Lol.
185917 - Country Music...
186325 - The pinkies got pwned.
186355 - The Translator Game.
186927 - Yay! My laptop came!
187526 - Social Experiments.
187733 - What if...?
187779 - Favourite Solo?
188355 - Look behind you!
188376 - Science Fiction Becomes Reality?
188558 - Tech N9ne: Best Rapper Ever.
188605 - Aussie Band: Killing Heidi
188866 - Game: Picture Pieces.
189356 - A question thread!
189415 - That tricky mofo: Glass.
189604 - Rice Pudding.
190270 - The HMCS Chicoutimi Disaster.
191508 - Pseudosciences!
191572 - Happy November!
191943 - New NG Thinger: Anti-Quotes
192257 - The most dangerous levels.
192946 - Cold Liquids.
193615 - Are you a cheap drunk?
194580 - Do your teeth chatter?
195136 - What's it mean to you?
195652 - I'm not usually a rat...
195838 - First Snowfall!
196031 - My turn at making sigs!
197223 - Dirty Washrooms.
197620 - Check this:
198170 - Hot tubs.
199417 - Java Question: Scrambling Arrays. [wtf programming]
199939 - George Bush is coming to my city.
200002 - Oatcakes are way underrated. [Tried to get ID 200000 here, fuckin' Ron.]
201110 - Hide your liquor!
201258 - Gooch and I had a baby.
202461 - Bums do not make good Entrepreneurs
202636 - Taking the Internet Seriously.
202873 - French + Rap = Funniest Thing. Ever.
204340 - Granola Bars.
206824 - NG BBS Year End Awards: Discussion
207580 - Downloading Taste.
209267 - Holy time capsule.
209871 - Hey look! A different Numa Numa!
211354 - Computer oddness. Explain, anyone?
211376 - Shrapnel.

2005

215297 - How do you view the Media?
215988 - One hour in the back of a cop car.
217734 - Another Chess Tournament / Club?
217820 - <x> Newgrounds BBS Chess Club <X>
218523 - My Dad went insane.
220528 - No fat chicks?
225051 - Brace yourselves for tomorrow...
225526 - Let's get personal.
226459 - Give me ideas.
227589 - I really do love all of you.
228796 - I got assaulted by a hedgehog.
229525 - Victory
230349 - A story of utter failure!
231053 - Be my Valentine. Now.
232564 - Hooray for random luck!
236571 - I broke my ass sledding.
237708 - Twenty Four
238508 - I will analyze you, in depth.
239059 - God damn physics question:
239216 - Colt 45s are such good value.
241025 - O'er the land of the free...!*
241978 - Two posters, one computer. [BEFORE 2g1c!]
245995 - White Russians.
247645 - I actually made a photoshop topic.
248259 - My five year anniversary gift.
252073 - The Pope died. So what?
252889 - I need ideas for a movie!
253129 - File not found.
254802 - Excuse me.
255455 - New audio from -Gooch- and I.
255488 - Envy my Caterpillar!
255832 - Are you superior?
257299 - The Weekly Top Five!
259678 - School is out & my hair is short!
260419 - How addicted to NG am I?
261478 - Absolute, impending peril.
261731 - My Roadtrip to Ontario!

19 years old.

267428 - Bromwell High.
275111 - Tough decision.
276829 - This look fishy to you?
280352 - Good timing, Junebugs!
280637 - Goodnight, the truth has come out.
281517 - Do any of y'all fancy red wine?
281555 - Ron, you disgust me.
285232 - They're attaching to my brain cells
286388 - Sex & Drugs.
286585 - MTV movie awards: 2005
286650 - Coming out of the closet...
290144 - Italian Splendor.
296715 - But what about Michelle Branch?
299000 - What's the deal with random?
306548 - Apparently hockey's back.
308389 - You have to admit, it was good try.
311785 - So, doing drugs ins't cool?
312183 - I want you in the worst kind of way
318510 - Beat this!
341428 - Healthy in Paranoid Times.
341862 - Bigger picture dimension limits?
341869 - My friend fractured his spine.
346396 - World Class Perfume = Whale Puke.
352244 - The Song/artist analogy game!
353781 - Flightplan.
354745 - Going to court tomorrow.
356129 - Alexander Keith's 210th B-day!
360217 - Am I quitting my job?
362675 - Bazzmann's not welcome here no more.
364378 - Mini-dv (video) Camera For Sale!
364809 - Pacing while you're on the phone?
370627 - Would animal activists get upset if
373403 - Best midterm ever!
373485 - Hey, come watch a movie with me.
376041 - Ha ha! I'm using the internet!
384538 - My boyfriend is from the Matrix.
385062 - Are you a bus person?
388840 - Squad up like Apple Jacks!
393392 - If you had a third eye...
394462 - Ron!
394496 - Does inebriation impair typing skil
394536 - Teen Girl Squad.
395960 - 2005 NG BBS Awards - Nominations.
400843 - The strip club scene
401856 - Santa is a sellout.
405018 - A casino story.

2006

407753 - Comp wont stop playing sexy music.
408124 - The summer of twenty ought five...
411899 - Pupil gets busted looking at hentai
413054 - The most posts, ever (?)
413708 - 2005 NG BBS Awards: Final Results.
415436 - Warning: Very Long Post.
416445 - I always get snagged on shit.
416987 - Skating with Celebrities.
425826 - A true Canadian Entrepreneur.
429538 - Smile more often.
432458 - Eating Disorders.
433975 - New Radiogrounds look!
434820 - My monitor exploded.
437137 - Busted!
438748 - Beer plus nachos.
439496 - My cousin's drunken analogy.
439837 - An internet adventure.
441462 - Are you a frelk?
441581 - Longest you've listened to a loop?
442854 - Any advice on siphoning gas?
443210 - I am the party star!
455418 - My Royal Flush.
456607 - Hooray for old lady!
462409 - Women: more attracted to fat guys.
465963 - I am so incredibly lucky!
467538 - Faith in Humanity: Restored.
467654 - Girl Problems.
470164 - Jets Overhead
471225 - Walking to the Arctic and butter.
472567 - I'm just joking!
475974 - Clothes fresh out of the dryer.
477210 - When beer is at my disposal...
477255 - At least you're more mature...

20 years old

479073 - Join me on this adventure >:)
479570 - When you make threads...
482719 - Forty is special.
484779 - Best. Concert. Ever.
485518 - The shit's going to hit the fan.
487411 - I can feel 2007 coming.
488530 - If Jesus was here right now...
493336 - If I gave my life to you guys...
494627 - Elementaty, son, but it's soul.
494650 - Carlos.

Post-mod

505153 - Odd word substitutions.
515109 - A car smashed into my bus.
517394 - "Don't use the washroom, get out!"
517841 - -NightCrawler- is an old man.
518435 - "Turn down the A/C!"
520598 - In order to calm Nikole down...
521896 - Shamrock VS Ortiz
527436 - last.fm <-- Get it. Now.
527871 - A refresher for everyone! [1st mod thread]
530862 - Measuring sleepiness?
535663 - New Story Rule. =O
537664 - July is falling down.
541512 - Uncontrollable smile engaged.
546995 - Strawberries and a Field of Orchids.
557503 - I wonder what would happen...
560347 - Anyone here named Ariel Martin?
564306 - Happy Birthday Lauren!
567913 - A point in laziness.
573242 - Buckley's cough syrup.
576569 - Guide to Bumping Topics.
580829 - Have any of you ever used BIOYIOP..
583494 - Hard Candy.
584973 - Such simple technology!
587723 - What sort of text would you be?
587742 - Guide: what is and what isn't spam?
589639 - Two dollars for a litre of water?!
596881 - Show Newgrounds your Jack-o-latern
604668 - Solving a world crisis: Microcredit
616845 - We've adopted!
625520 - Holy Lost in Translation!
627580 - Merry Christmas from ___
629375 - Ice Cubes.

2007

637600 - Help me with research!
637801 - These will blow your mind.
643302 - Help me with research! (Again).
645127 - Today was a No School day.
647256 - The most CPUs you accesed NG from?
648224 - Regarding the BBS' 'stupidity.'
648779 - The Jack Bauer Power Hour (24 Club)
648786 - The PoxNora Game.
656278 - So I quit math!
659848 - Newgrounds Scavenger Hunt!
665729 - True evil in society.O_O
666761 - Redesign gags.
670377 - My girlfriend kicked my ass.
675407 - Phone, cell and wireless mouse.
677756 - Know what's classy?
680021 - Warning: April Fools Bullshit.
684197 - That' 70's Show & Friends.
684974 - I'm surrounded by aussie mods.
685823 - Vitamin C overdose?
686764 - Hey, wait a minute...
690377 - Flaming arrows at camp!
697010 - A word to the wise...
713979 - My sudden plunge into browser games
717105 - I've always loved Chef Boyardee.
717812 - The truth finally comes out.
718837 - Christ, chlorine stinks.
718871 - Archive of Bad Topics.
737825 - Userpage uses!
744385 - Does anyone still like Shaggy?
746532 - Tandem parasailing!
752103 - Console threads and console wars.
752716 - Untrue Confession
755037 - Why users rarely change things here
757923 - A NG browser based game?
758772 - "Your name" etc. topics.
772004 - Birthday Happies @ TropicalParadise
779630 - Major League Gaming (MLG)
788696 - New Rules! Ahahahaha
799176 - Drug cocktail, anyone?
802980 - Woo, I just killed that midterm!
803974 - Boo! It's Halloween! ('07)
807921 - Hypothetical NG service
808636 - Once I eat one clementine...
809690 - Hypothetical NG service V2
810794 - "Clone" posting.
811018 - Pre-redesign icon application?
811306 - Chocolate Smoothie Nirvana
811643 - The Hunter's Lullaby
819102 - Birthday shoutout to Evark
826370 - Links to Myminicity...
829132 - Locked myself out of my room, naked

2008

849342 - A concept bigger than infinity. (?)
852972 - New! Diamond Shreddies Cereal
853790 - Pointless BBS Observation.
860228 - Valentines Day Thread Consolidation
867490 - We should have a portal for every-
867723 - Advertising the AP to local papers?
867839 - When buying toilet paper...
870655 - Things you've accidentally washed.
871529 - Crazy article: Mind affects matter?
874535 - A proposal, BlueHippo.

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Stats [March 9th]:

290 Total, adjusted for topics that are not included because they were posted in SECRET LAND.
As of March 9/08 I've been posting for 1323 days, which makes my topics per day:
0.219 or one topic every 4.562 days.

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First: Holy fuck. If you had asked me how many topics I had made over the past 4 years I'd've underestimated by a vast degree.

I've kept the topics in ID format for two reasons: One, to save on character space. Two, to discourage idiots from easy bumping. If I see old topics of mine resurfacing for no real reason then the bumpers will get banned.

How long did this take to do? Well, certain mod features cut down on the time it takes to do this... I didn't have to look at every single one of my posts, just the post pages. Still, there were 726 of them. It averaged to about an hour per 100 pages, but that's only because I'd often take a trip down memory lane and read through old topics for quite some time before resuming the project. I did this over the span of the past week, keeping the topics listed in a text file. It's funny because I'm willing to bet that liljim could type in a few lines of code and get the database to reproduce this list in like, 4 seconds. Oh well.

The early topics are fun to look at. Some are embarrassingly noobish and/or unsuccessful. You can see how much of a boozer I was... there's like 10-12 topics about alcohol. A good chunk of the topics were made whilst drinking. My topic-posting rate also declined as my tenure increased.

WHY did I do this? Partly out of curiosity. Partly because I like archiving shit. Partly because I wanted to see how long it would take.