Zerok's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Die Stickman, Die]

Not bad.

Similar to the Battlefield flashes by Ringfinger. A little more weird though; I liked the random objects. It was less weapon based than the Battlefield ones, quicker too.

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Spooky indeed.

It was definitely very dark and disturbing.

If there's a message here, I think it's about drug abuse. The eyes, the quirks, the insanity; Salad Fingers is like someone who is hopelessly bound by addiction. His reference to 'Sunshine Dust' and his obessive relation to rust are all points that caught my attention.

It is a compelling flash, and those who watch it should try and look a bit deeper into it. Make sure to play it twice.

[B]

I wanna review the infamous "B"!

Ok.

Some people wonder:
How the hell did a letter make such a good score?

The answer is within the question: It's a letter! Think about it, all the flash submitted daily; good stuff, great stuff, okay stuff, crazy stuff, shitty stuff... and this makes it through!

It's kind of funny if you ask me. Of course, you get nothing from it, we've all seen the letter B, sometimes it even *is* red. But it's the fact that it's there! Am I making sense?

For all you 'B' haters: I think its more ridiculous that you get so mad and worked up over this movie than the fact that this movie exists at all! In you reviews you state that B is stupid, pointless, idiotic, etc... and yet it has managed to rile and peturb hundreds! A B-yooteeful social experiment, it is.

Bravo!

[HOT PISS!111]

Whoahhh

What a creative mosiac of tepid and relatively unrealated colours and shapes...

But seriously, that wasn't as bad as these other reviewers seem to make it out to be. I mean, it is like those total shitheaps you get with cut and paste drawings bouncing around with high energy annoying music.... but only some of the time.

I gave it a protect score because I love the effort. It went on for so so so long, I watched it right to the end, it was mesmorizing...

No, I wasn't on drugs. It was just very entertaining crap!

Ctiger responds:

Don't worry, most of these guys draw a Star of David on the ground hoping to summon Lengendary frog.

They're stupid.

[A Shattered Shield - 01]

Not too bad.

I liked the outfits. The guns too. The plot isn't very original... but whatever.

The sound was OK (voice acting is a plus), but it was faded at points. At least it was enthusiastic.
Annnnd portaying the movement that eventually led to the creation of Israel as a bloodthirsty mob of villians may cause some Jewish contempt in your flash... ^_^

Dark-Boy responds:

Lol I know what you mean..but i did'nt want to really end up making a referance to what ahppend in isreal..I just used the faction idea..not really the people i guss..thanks for the input.

[power struggle!!!]

Not Bad.

The song is called Bubbles though. Oh well I love SOAD. Good job.

[In The End]

Cool.

You get extra points for the song. One of my favourite LP tunes. Yeah, I liked the whole pendulum thing, how he got older and shit: Good job.

[how does NG work?]

o_O

Heh. So sad that it's actually sort of classy. I think they could've used a better Dance Mix though ;-)

[Wire Frame]

Hmmm.

That's one sadistic pencil. Nice effort for the file size.

[as time goes by]

Nice.

Strange concept, but it works. The best part is baby esspat and baby gamecubeclock; lol, that was clever.

esspat responds:

kthx.