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Zerok
Canadian. Falling in love with writing for real this time. It's nice.

Age 38, Male

Digital Strategist

Dalhousie University

Toronto, Ontario

Joined on 3/27/00

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Since you locked my topic with a helpful link, I will now begin to copy and paste every single question from the topic like the bastard I am.

Zerok, do you have a soap on a rope so you don't drop the soap at mod-meats?

Zerok do you lure puppies up staircases with treats and then kick them down only to lure them back up again?

Zerok will this thread get 15 posts before it's locked? (Oh you know what I mean)

Zerok, Does Santa give presents to black children?

Zerok, do you push pregnant Albanian women down the stairs?

Zerok what is your night job?

Zerok, will you fly all the way from Novia Scotia to the NG mod meet, and bring BlueHippo a soap on a rope?

>> Since you locked my topic with a helpful link, I will now begin to copy and paste every single question from the topic like the bastard I am.

Son of a ...

>> Zerok, do you have a soap on a rope so you don't drop the soap at mod-meats?

No, never been to a modmeat.

>> Zerok do you lure puppies up staircases with treats and then kick them down only to lure them back up again?

Eventually they catch o- no. No of course not.

>> Zerok will this thread get 15 posts before it's locked? (Oh you know what I mean)

It died at like, 10 or so.

>> Zerok, Does Santa give presents to black children?

Yep.

>> Zerok, do you push pregnant Albanian women down the stairs?

What's the point? The puppies cush- no. No of course not!

>> Zerok what is your night job?

I'm a fulltime cuddler.

>> Zerok, will you fly all the way from Novia Scotia to the NG mod meet, and bring BlueHippo a soap on a rope?

Maybe A, but not B. Gotta keep the options open.

I just adore those comments you leave on those locked topics.

Gotta love it.

Why thank you.

Thanks for answering my previous question here! but heres another, are there any "REQUIREMENTS" to be a mod or anything you MUST have?
(Examples: Gold whistle, under 10 bans)

Not really. Being 18+ years old helps more than any published stat.
Other than that, quality post history and regular posting.

Who programmed you?

My mother and father, with their particular genetic makeups.

ha man I actually thought this thread had a chance. <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/810849">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 10849</a>
Well i guess it needed to be done to preserve your reputation. Thanks for cleaning the portal.

Ha, thanks.

OOhhh thats why i got. Well anyways you left out some memes like "I heard you liek mudkips" and stuff. Also what about topics about 4chan, 7chan, fchan, Adventure Quest etc... and when you say fail pictures/statments, does that have to do with non-fail realated pictures like some kitty pics? Also (man i got a lot of questions) when you say don't continue a "Seconded" and "Thirded". Do you get banned if you just say seconded, and if you say some big number like "Sixthed. That thing is hard, how do you kill it i cant figure out etc." or try to make your post worth while, do you still get banned?). Can you ban some one for not being retarded on the BBS but on user pages? I might come up with more but that's it for now. And your a pretty good mod out of the bunch :

-Toastman7007

The mudkips one has died out mostly, so no need to remind everyone about it.

Topics about *chans will likely be deleted unless there's some decent content to 'em.

If you spam any kind of picture, you can get banned. If you use overused pictures enough, you can get banned/have you post deleted.

The bans come for those who just say "thirded" etc. Sticking a small "that thing is hard" may not save you if you're continuing the nested chain; you're better off if you leave out the #th'd! part.

What you do on your userpage is your own business, as long as it's within Tom's guidelines: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/740759

If I make a topic about downloading the Simpsons movie illegally does it get deleted? coughcoughwheezerucklocoughwheeze.

It should. And then you'll likely get banned.

The only good mod.

Nah, we got lots.

I have an important question.

The suspence!

I heared theres an Anti zerok team on the forum. so what are you going to do about them?

Hahahah!

do you think your a good mod?
and tell me why yes? or no?

Well if I thought I was crappy I'd probably step down. I think I do a fine job: I'm fairly active and I try to get back to people as soon as I can with issues.

Did you ever finish that post analysis thing?

I was a winnar. ._.

Yes, but in order to use the program I need to get in to the lab while no one can easily look over and see that I'm not frigging around. =) I'll bump that thread when I get everything nicely compiled.

No realy, they made little zerok2 account and are spamming people with PMs and stuff.

see for yourself:

<a href="http://zerok2.newgrounds.com">http://zerok2.newgrounds.com</a>

Oh no it's an unstoppable elite movement of kids allied against me. Oh no. Oh, no.

Spanish is a nono, but what of Spanglish?

Surly even Newgrounds can figure out what "¿Por que?" means.

You might be surprised. As long as you don't attempt to make entire conversations out of it and/or spam it a lot, I doubt a smidge of "Spanglish" will get you banned. But that's just me.

i think the rule about posting in a spam topic is a bit harsh,its gonna get locked anyway, who cares if you "fuel the flames"?

Because a lot of spam topic creators just do it get a reaction. Lots of posts give them that reaction and they're not discouraged from keeping at it. If no one posts in their spam threads, then the idea is that they stop.

am I cool?

Have you played alien hominid?

Not on consoles, no. We'll probably get Castle Crashers or the next Behemoth release sooner or later.

is it againts the rules to make alts?

Not really. Some people use alts wisely. However they can be a major liability so it's generally not a good idea to fuck around with one. They're not necessary.

ooh your now one of my favourite levels, congrats :D

Thanks. =)

LOOK AT ME I'M ZEROK WATCH ME WAVE MY BIG FLOPPY MODERATOR DICK AROUND IN ALL OF YOUR FACES.

The month long bans bring out the best in people. ^_^

By the way if you don't change your posting habits the next one will be a permaban. Just a heads up.

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